Agreed. I LOVE the dress, but I also think it may be a little too "old" for her. I think it would look much better on a 40-year-old ME with a nice chignon and dramatic eyeliner.

I read that comment in the worst possible way.

Came here to say the exact same thing. Kids today have no idea. Plus, it mixed so well with vodka!

But so is a gift registry.

For a grown woman, I have far too big of a crush on this man. But yeah, at least a 10 year sabbatical wouldn't be a bad thing.

Nobody seems to have a problem with this guy being named George.

These gentlemen agree with you.

I'm guessing this woman is probs in her 60s, early 70s maybe. Doubtful she's old enough. Maybe some of the shag bands from the 50s?

I've wanted a goat for the longest time. I scratched that idea after Jez posted the article about goats that scream like people. I still want a goat or two, but I can wait until I have enough land to keep them WAY BACK from the bedroom windows.

Because I'm a King fan and curious, I had to look it up. It was from It as well as Desperation.

He was terribly suave.

This isn't the first time she's said some crap like this either. Doesn't she have a song by that title? I don't care how "talented" people tell me she and Jay-Z are, if I can't get past the obnoxiousness of it all, the "talent" is kind of a moot point. Bow down, indeed.

I really dislike this picture. It says to me, "I've fallen, and I can't get up! In a dress that matches the stairs!"

That is perfection. I will follow that up with the Carlton Dance!

I spent an entirely TV free day yesterday, and it was glorious. I got time to catch up with the voices in my head! I've missed them!

Am I the only one that thought the pic of Miley Cyrus was a picture of Justin Bieber at first?

You're my hero right now.

UPDATE: SPEAKER BOLGER SAYS HOUSE WILL NOT APPROVE LEGISLATION MANDATING TRANSVAGINAL ULTRASOUNDS

Meh. It's "fun." Besides, if you look at the calendar, we've got 6 more weeks until "the first day of spring" anyway.

I'm 40 and just starting to get a few grey/white hairs. I stopped dying my hair when I was 29 because I wanted to remember what my hair color was before it started going grey. Prior to that, Miss Clairol and I were bestest buds. I colored for the fun of it. I don't expect to go totally grey/white, but I kinda wish…