Is this it? (small part of it anyway)

Percentage-wise, I think there are proportionately more people claiming they or someone they know do not stink or almost never stink in the comments here than cited in the article. Methinks some people need to have their sense of smell checked out.

Thank you for this. My mom is a nutritionist, and my best friend is a doctor. I can't tell you how many times I've told people not to do colon cleanses. Your colon is self-cleaning! It's what it does! And with the added points of liver and kidney, the key is (simply or not) to stop putting crap in our bodies. …

If one of her boobs had popped out, it would have been a really good Courtney Love impersonation.

Oops, wrong thread.

And now it's fixed! Just like that!

Also? The date on the picture is June 14. Nice proofreading, Jez!

Louis Vuitton is only acceptable if they pronounce it "Looos Wooot'n." (2:15)

I'm on board. Henceforth, I will be LurkyStars AcidFunk.

I think this whole Dirt Bag gave me a mini-stroke. That gif, Boy George, and Chris Brown were just too much for me this morning.

That gif will be my entertainment for the rest of the day.

Bingo! My thought exactly.

Sounds like he's just wondering if what he's staring at is edible. lol.

"...uses a technique called follicle unit extraction, which takes hair from denser parts of growth and implants them in the mustache area. "

I'm probably pointing out of the obvious, but Xtina's picture looks totally manipulated.

YES. Grover and Oscar, especially. Does Kermit still appear on Sesame Street?

He might have in 1987.

It's really nice of Prince to loan KStew something for this event. I love me some Prince.

"Click through for a PDF." I most certainly will not. I'm trying to keep my breakfast down this morning.

Only her head is portraying Nina Simone, apparently.