My thoughts exactly. But they paid it, so there's that.

Hey, I'm jealous!

Here you go: http://www.csifiles.com/reviews/csi/csi_my_nanny.shtml

So 10 months then, and still, yeah.

The only post I clicked on was the Mila Kunis one - because you enticed me to check out her sweater. At first I thought she was free-boobing it, but I guess she's not.

Classic case of a self-hating, single, never-married woman. Had she met her true love in college like she originally planned, things would be VERY different for Ms. Coulter.

I would heart you so hard right now if that was still a thing.

Oh, absolutely! Ellen's kids would be the bomb-diggity. This is solely based on appearance.

Every time I see the Beebs, I wonder when Ellen Degeneres had a daughter. And I think it like it's a new thought. Every. Time.

Dang. Beat me to it.

One bar bystander Tweeted: "They had no game. They just bought drinks for every mediocre girl they approached, and the girls dipped after 10 min of convo."

I started taking the pill 20 years ago. At first, it made me a little nauseous, so my doc switched me to a lower dose pill. Still made me a little nauseous, so he suggested I started taking them before bedtime. It did the trick, and I took the pill for 17 years straight until I got married, and my husband decided…

As someone who's turning 40 this year, I'd like to say, "fuck you, Kimberly-Clark. Fuck you very much." Did they have to put a number on it??

Susan B. Anthony List? Susan B. Anthony list. Do these people understand that Susan B. Anthony said things like, “I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows.” Susan B. Anthony is spinning in her grave.

Isn't this the oldest, lamest bad driving excuse in the world? I'm come from "cop culture" (dad, husband, too many friends), and the old "melting ice cream" excuse has been used for fender benders and speeding tickets for-freakin-ever. Why is this news?

Short answer (to the first question): Yes.

LOVE Camila Alves' dress! Love, love, love! And I'm not a big lace person.

Hey, it may not be a douche boyfriend meme, but there are plenty of douche general dude memes, including this one:

"Babies are getting bigger, sooner and faster because of the increased standards of nutrition so they find a nice comfortable position in the womb and stay there[.]"