This seems gross, sniffing each others' hands, but also we are just base animals.

Argh, I can't linger on that too much.

Double Creature is, by far and away, my favourite part of midweek madness

I can confirm yes, they are, except less fun. My manager is tragically the living proof that David Brent was not a complete invention.

The BF said that St Ives Apricot Scrub also doesn't have microbeads in it, is there any truth to this? Cos I love that face scrub, but don't love helping pollute lakes.

I wish I could say the same....

I know very few people who use them, but my god, I went to a vaguely touristy place on the weekend (Greenwich museum room) and couldn't move for them

I totally love the idea of these, but I think I'd be swimming in makeup/skincare after a couple of months. I think you probably have to be quite ruthless with throwing out stuff you don't want (or restrain yourself more in the pharmacy, which I am unable to do. 3 for 2 shampoo you say, Boots? Don't mind if I do...)

Like the lyrics to 2 become 1 by the Spice Girls. So, so innocently singing 'be a little bit wiser baby, put it on, put it on'...'i need some love like i never needed love before/wanna make love to ya baby'

Also...Christina Milian? She's still around?!

See also: bae

For me it kind of wavered between bits you didn't think were great (blackface etc.) and bits where you thought she was trying her hardest.

I would absolutely love to get super big hair, but my hair always gets tangled in rollers and round brushes. I feel like a toddler. Do I just have to resign myself to never having hair like this?

I have watched 50 shades, whilst not nearly drunk enough, with...

Yeah - how come all these weirdos are out and we're still chilling here?

I feel really dreadful as I remember asking to touch a girl's hair in gym when I was about 6, because I'd never seen natural hair before, and it was so different to mine. She did acquiesce, but she must have had this same shit over and over again for the next two decades (as I'm now 26). I hate people invading my…

Oh my god, have you seen the Wikipedia update?!

Oh my god, have you seen the update?!

Customer: 'Ma'am, does this cake contain meat?'

I did the same thing - asked at about age 4 about sex, and because my parents don't believe in the 'birds and the bees' crap (and my dad is a gynaecologist) I got the super graphic, anatomically correct version of events. I was severely icked out for ages.