HAHA. I was quite similar. I told a babysitter, when I was about 4 or 5, to stop being so impertinent, as I'd had enough. He just blinked at me for a while.

Argh that comment, all of the skeeves 'she likes sex already' bleurgh.

Haha! I mainly steal myself to run in and out because I actually find their shampoo bars (as opposed to liquid ones) are actually great and last for ages, and are fab to take on holiday, as they don't spill anywhere. But its a scarf over my face for the overwhelming smell, and a determined look in my eye to dash…

"Would we be so disgusted if a guy did something like this?"

Oh God. I appreciate that people don't want to think about their precious darlings getting down and dirty, but can common sense trump all else please?! If they're going to do it (and I think we can all collectively agree, they're going to do it) we should make sure everyone is doing it safely. Blood boiling etc.

My inner goddess danced a merengue. SHUT UP

OK no don't, especially the bit where the author clearly thinks she's some sodding genius who knows what 'mendula oblongata' is and drops it into every other sentence (including one in the clip). Like piss off, psych 101 does not good literature make

OMG WHAT

This is probably fairly odd, but I just shave mine. Obviously you'd have to do it fairly regularly to not get stubble, but aside from that, its fine

THIS. Everything I've ever had from there (bar the 'They're Real' mascara) has always been cutesy and nicely packaged, but sub par. Also, being a Brit, I bristle at a hard core sell, so I can't deal with Benefit or Lush unless I'm marching straight in to buy the one thing I want...

I started using a really inexpensive kohl eye pencil (rimmel? perhaps? about £3) in some nondescript brown, and really, really lightly started sketching tiny lines onto the skin below the eyebrow. The good thing with kohl is some of it will get on the eyebrow hairs themselves, so you can't see any pencil below. If you…

THIS FOREVER. I like the idea of it, but hate the aggressive sales pitch, and the majority of stuff I've had from there (erase paste, primer etc.) have not been worth it at all.

Also...like the WORST thing republican/conservative types can think of is 'they might have sex!'

I mean, we hate to be that cynical, but seriously, what is the harm, especially if it can help prevent cancer in the future? I know I was seriously happy when I found out the bf had been cheating that I was up to date on vaccines/sex health tests etc.

My dad is a gynae. Cervical cancer is really, really bad in terms of survival rates. I know you're not saying anything else, it just makes my blood boil that people say this kind of shit and turn down vaccines...

Additionally, like any teenager getting the vaccine is like 'WOO HOO NO CERVICAL CANCER FOR ME, LET'S GET LAID'. What teenagers do they think act like this?!

My dad is a gynae and gave me this injection pretty much as soon as he could get his hands on it. At no point did I connect immunity from (some, not all) HPV make me think I could become a slut monster (because I was about 15 and worried about pregnancy and STIs in a vague fashion, rather than actively in danger of…

Also - you get mouth cancer. Just to be that dude!

The 'you become more conservative as you learn more about economics' was the bit that really made me feel stabby

Or dirty dishes in the 'vicinity' of the dishwasher but not actually in the goddam dishwasher