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Or, shower in the freezing cold, which is what I have to do as the boyfriend leaves the window open. Every. Single. Day.

Leaving dirty dishes in the 'vicinity' of the dishwasher, but not just, you know, opening the dishwasher and putting them in there

The only thing I approve of is the extra shiney bling this app can give people. The creepy cartoonification I can exist without!

I know it's mean but....I'm seriously looking for a non XO site to hang out on. I like XOVain a lot more than XOJane, but could do with an escape from both

Hahahahha - never thought of comparison to Gwynnie before! Spot on comparison though

ARGH Nicomachean Ethics been there, no thanks. Keep going! (Not as in it gets better, keep going with your studies)

I remember when a boyfriend (now ex, not current) questioned me when I came through the door with shopping bags as to how much I'd just spent....bitch we ain't got no shared bank account. I will drop my money as I see fit!

Aaaaaaand that's how the Conservatives get re-elected. Smart move guys. Waiting for Farage to claim he loves Taylor Swift next

What is the deal with these super specific items of clothing? I didn't even understand a blouse that was also a tube top that was also mint green. What even are their sorority colours?? God I shouldn't engage, I feel like my brain is leaking out of my ear

I have never, ever, got Vaseline as the wonder product that cures all ills...

Also 'this is the only place we liked in town'. How can you differentiate between restaurants you don't even eat at...

Oh hell to the fucking no....

That was the bit I couldn't understand - the grandparents think its ok?!

This little dude :/ sums up all feelings, now and forever

Those lips doe....

'Bruce Jenner' cover....I won't be sleeping tonight

Yeah, I think doing this to another human goes beyond the boundaries of culture. If you hurt another person in this way, you don't get your choices accepted.

Nothing like reading Ayaan Hirsi Ali's recollection of it in her books - I nearly wanted to pass out on the train when I got to that bit.

OMG I had forgotten about that, that was so funny

As a half Kiwi, half Irish person raised in England I am UNIQUELY PLACED to school all y'all in special coffee (and drinking, but that's another comment).