... I just.... yeah

The pets bit is always my fave. Literally some random dog and random celebrity put together. I think its actually super satire.

DO NOT GOOGLE

I love that! 'How much weird you can love in another person'. I'll be chanting it next time I'm annoyed at the SO

I assume that's how it works. Not caring about clothes = success. I'm due a promotion any day now clearly

Haha! 'At least be original with your dickish insults, god...'

I do hate that response. Like, if you've taken offence at my words, it's because you're a nasty, bitter, jealous hag, and I'm just living my life. OR, the other possibility is, you're just a massive arsehole?

Sorry, this was totally hilarious. Nail. On. Head. You know when you read something that articulates thoughts you have, in an even more organised fashion than is in your own head currently? This is that.

It's exactly like this actually isn't it - I often 'star' people's replies, not because they're funny etc., but because they're meaningful or contribute in some way, which also means painful stories like yours get lots of stars, as they have resonated with people.

Feel you girl :(

OMG the compliance training. I'm shuddering at the thought

Haha! And everyone else just thought she didn't have her shit together. I wear mismatched socks because a) I don't have my shit together and b) no one can actually see them, so I struggle to care enough to pair them after I wash them. C) the washing machine eats one at random every so often, I presume.

Also, wedge heels - actually wearable for more than 5 minutes

FWIW, they look cute to me!

It's like how people treat generally anyone they regard as 'beneath them' i.e. serving them in some way - receptionists, admin people, waiters. As soon as anyone pulls any entitled crap in my company - generally being shitty to these 'lowly underlings' - I lose all respect for them. You should be decent to others…

Oh I forgot about that, vomit

Haha fair enough. It was a pretty sweeping statement, just butter = deliciousness for me

Fair enough. I'm disgusting when it comes to butter.

Again, there's about 20 of us in the entire country. It doesn't take a lot to guess two in the same hospital might be related.

How is what I said unbelievable?