Were I the truck driver, I probably would have walked over to look at the wreckage and laughed my ass off at whatever was left of the corpse.

Forget butterflies, hopefully they can start making bags and packaging out of this stuff.

Also it really is his thing, and his thing only. I hope he never changes.

And the good Lord knows that it ain’t fair

He admitted in the first 30 seconds that because he didn’t approve of past halftime shows, he knew to turn off the TV for this one. Then he goes on to complain that the basis of his lawsuit is that nobody who tuned in for football knew that “debauchery” was coming at halftime. I hope a smart lawyer can bilk this idiot …

Maybe somebody should explain to him that a viral video doesn’t have to involve an actual virus?

C’mon, you’re not even trying hard.

In fairness, nobody understands Florida Men.

Thank you for clarifying!

Sometimes I hate the internet, because now I know these fucking people exist.

Total BS. People have already understood and disliked Facebook for years.

Trump’s spray tan up close, obvs

What’s the scale here, I wonder? Like could the Earth fit in one of the caramel corn kernels?

I think a cat would make an interesting pet but I’m allergic to creatures that hate me and demand servitude.

I respectfully disagree. There are some assholes who should never be glorified, and some whose glorification is largely meaningless. 

I check every box but I actually dislike river swimming, so I guess I’m out.

I was reading too fast and thought it said “beef cancer.”

I didn’t know Paths of Glory was based on a real incident, though I guess it’s (depressingly) unsurprising. WWI: worse than anything Kubrick could imagine.

Can’t tell if you’re joking. The fighting around the trenches of the Western front were quite different than what happened at Gallipoli.