I’m Chewie not getting a fucking medal :(

It’s squinting at the poors 

What’s up guard?

Close enough 8/10

- What’s UpGuard?

Good to know that when I get old and can no longer fling my own poo at people I can get a service monkey to do the job for me!

“shipster”

“shipster”

This seems to be pointless.  I’ve been using a device known as “The Straw” for all my drinking needs when I don’t want to lift a cup up into a vision obstructing manner.

This?

At about 15.5:1 (by mass) for butane or propane, the volume of that car looks about right for a can of air freshner.

Stoichiometry Is a real thing. 

Don’t try to buy this? Then what are all of my sharks supposed to wear Andrew? Hats like some common pigeon?!? 

An Alfa form the early nineties?!? Are you fucking insane??? Not on your life, not even if they paid me 5,200 American Pesos to have.

Here’s the fundamental difference between Mercedes and Ferrari, one Binotto needs to address in the off-season if he wants Ferrari to improve. It’s not going to be an easy change because this is inherently ingrained in Ferrari’s culture and part of it is due to being an Italian team that the Italians adore:

So... heart disease and cancer? Yep, heart disease and cancer.

The Marines probably already swarm a ton of places with crabs.

AI writes articles like Mitsubishi makes cars. All the parts are there, but the end result is WTF.

I don’t care if they recline back to the point where they are curled up in my lap. Just don’t do disgusting shit like take off your shoes, change baby diapers in the main cabin (on the tray, no less!), or clip nails.

“Did the check clear? Good!”

So, is this really the solution to the rise of STI’s?