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I disagree. Letting go of this story in favor of all the ghastly more important news means she will get away with it...as most privileged immature children do. She is an example of affluenza and needs to be made into a cautionary tale. Whereas black parents have to have the “talk” with their kids; white privileged

This book made me a reader. I’ve read so many books since, but this one always remains in my top ten. I recently got a dog that i walk thrice daily in the city. After 10 months of daily observations, I realized I am a version of Harriet making mental notes on what’s new in my hood. I especially like the early mornings

This is exactly what happened. I have followed a few adults on Tik Tok that I thought were funny or interesting and once I got sucked in, BAM...they revealed themselves as Trump supporters. I felt like it was a set up, but IRL this is happening to me too!

Sat down with a cup of tea last night and heard a child singing creepily in the kitchen. I live alone...no kids. Gripped by fear, my stomach fell as I slowly approached the kitchen. My formerly frozen-screened laptop unfroze and a goddamn Netflix “preview” started playing a Halloween movie. I hate to say it, but that

I seem to remember George Bush slapping Laura’s ass at an event, and everyone went crazy because it was so un-presidential. Remember the old days? When Bush was a reviled president who lovingly smacked his wife’s ass? I’ll take that anyday over President McCheater Philanderer “grab em by the pussy” Drumpf

I follow this kid with GLEEEEEE! and I thank my lucky stars she is not one of mine. However, she is focusing her teenage angst in the right direction.  I support you Claudia!   

First year married and no kitchen skills. Made Mr LC a stir fry recipe that called for a 3 cloves of garlic. I didn’t know the difference between a bulb and clove. Poor bastard ate it all. Divorced now, not because of my cooking, but I’ve heard he still can’t eat garlic. 

I don’t love them for one simple reason; the zippers they use on their compartments and especially the bag on the top of this post, scratches the shit out of your hand when you retrieve something from the bag. It’s like the stiffest zipper with sharp edges. My poor mother loved them and had to give them up when the

My dental assistant duties included sterilizing the room and equipment, preparing the tray with sterilized dental instruments, ushering in the patient, putting the bib on, and retrieving the dentist to tell him his patient was ready. He would enter the room with a chewed (never smoked) cigar in his mouth, remove the

God forbid Weinstein is proved innocent, but if it happened with Hadid on the jury, her career would be OVER. I admire her dedication to the legal process, but it would be too risky for her. 

On Christmas day, American Airlines offered the empty first class seats to us peons. At first they had an on board trivia contest...and then they just said anyone else? I RAN to the front. Some people chose to stay back. There were several first class seats empty....whyyyyy?

I still say mizzled in my head and pray that I don’t say it aloud someday. The same with awry, which looks like aww-ree to me

I was on vacation and my stomach was shaky, so I didn’t eat a thing for 48 hours. I finally felt it was safe to eat and we stopped at a Marie Calendars restaurant and I got the best chicken pie I have EVER had. I only ate a third, took the rest home to eat the next day which was the last vacation day. My people

Me: what do you want to do?
anyone else: I don’t know. What do you want to do?

Unless it’s cafeteria food or restaurant food being thrown out.

Traveling for my job makes it impossible for me to own a dog, so I am looking for a new job. I need a companion but also like the feeling of safety because I live in a city. Meanwhile, the dog that lives upstairs just yells at anyone that is not a neighbor that walks by the house. I LOVE it...he’s a wonderful alarm

If I found a baby bear without its mama, I would do anything I could to protect it. I am not a superwoman that would cuddle the bear; more than likely it would be a phone call to the proper authorities. Even though bears and people are known enemies, my instinct wouldn’t be to kill a baby bear. Make fun of me....I

Followed closely by abject despair and uncontrollable weeping. And by closely, I mean within a five minute period. 

It’s really truly awful picking up a drunk kid. Listening to their drunky talk. But it’s soooooo much better than the funeral home, the courthouse or the ER. Plus they provide lotsa juicy drunken details of what happened that night. I just repressed every instinct to preach and bought them Mickey D’s on the way home

Amazon takes pictures of your delivered package on your doorstep for proof. Perhaps take a picture of the car before you exit? If you can think that clearly.