There are privileges to having money to do in vitro & support twins. There are privileges to being able to hire a surrogate to carry twins. There are privileges to having a partner to go through parenthood with. There are privileges to being able to make money off your personal trauma.

Most women who breastfeed experience hormonal changes during lactation that delay their menstrual periods. This reduces a woman’s lifetime exposure to hormones like estrogen, which can promote breast cancer cell growth.

Myxo got it right the first guess. I’ve always heard it put this way. “An American orders an Irish Car Bomb at a pub in Ireland. The bartender returns with two flaming shots. “Here you go, the Flaming Towers.”

Or you could go on the birth control pill & skip having periods. Same effect, easier to achieve & more long term.

I think it also makes the point that straight or gay parents tend to talk about what having children in their lives means to them in the exact same way.

She’s expressing the exact same sentiment all celebrity mothers are expected to parrot; so yeah it’s boring. It’s great she is so happy though. There’s no need to cast judgment on those other celebrity moms I mentioned either.

Good thing I didn’t compare her challenges to anyone else’s, huh?

You’re asked these dumb questions a lot when you’re a new mom. The answers begin to sound scripted after a while because they kind of are. No one wants to hear what it’s really like.

Boring answer for a boring question. That could be any celebrity mom, P!nk, Blake Lively, etc.

The benefits are actually extremely limited in a developed nation. The science is overblown and exaggerated.

If you have TWC, the current season is available on Bravo-On Demand

I honestly kept waiting for her to mention a certain drink with a super offensive name Americans find hilarious.

It’s still pretty inappropriate for this woman to throw around some ambiguous statement in a lawsuit.

Pregnancy and child birth are extremely individual. You have no idea how Ivanka was doing one week out and neither does this lady. Ivanka’s a grown ass woman and doesn’t need someone to concern troll her. She did what worked for her.

I sprained an eye ligament from rolling them so hard.

This part pissed me off. No need to pretend to be all concern-trolly while implying Ivanka’s relationship with her children suffered.

I look forward to the comments not getting the joke in this.

I can tell you divorce is not “darkly enjoyable.” The past 3 years of teetering between let’s do it and we can work it out have been torturous in my experience.

And DA decided against prosecuting it the second time because even the victim was willing to testify, other witnesses had “scattered.” The appeal was based on ineffective counsel, not some new revelation that he was someone innocent. Defending rapists is really not a good look dude.

I’m not proud to admit it but when I heard Parker’s “I have nothing to apologize for.” I got so pissed at Union. Then I got pissed at Parker & co for trotting out the black woman to attempt to clean up the mess he made.