It’s like Rainn on his wedding day...

He was married to Scarlett Johansson, and no one has ever seen their wedding photos. He hooked up with Blake Lively and was immediately doing staged photo shoots for “paparazzi” in the middle of nowhere. Like, weird coincidence that a paparazzo stumbled up on you two making out in Midway, UT.

Good take. I still can't believe he did the husband/parent thing with Blake. Given his hook-up history, I can easily imagine him boning (gasp), wait for it.....TAYLOR SWIFT.

Blink once if you’re fine, twice if you need us to send the SWAT team in.

I feel like she has the worst blackmail on him. Like his fetish is adult baby and he has racist tourettes or something.

If nothing else, I love all the goofy memes its inspired (apologies for the size).

Going from Alanis to Scarlett to Blake just screeaaams that prefers women who don’t....think too hard.

Photo-op, or hostage situation? Because those eyes were clearly screaming for help.

You have to know your enemy. And drink their booze.

Criticizing her? Hell, she’s brave for walking into the lion’s den like that. It’s too bad she didn’t get a chance to sing “F**k You,” a far better song than Cee Lo Green’s unrelated song of the same name. However, in that crowd, it probably wouldn’t have gone over very well.

“Heading to a fancy dinner party, better wear my best clown shoes.”

I want to believe this so much.

Disagree. If she's going after Murdoch, she's a planetary treasure.

And then Bridget Jones showed up...

Raise your hand if you feel personally attacked and victimized by Nigel Farage’s shoes.

Someone on the main page is criticizing her for attending and I'm thinking you'd be crazy not to go just for this reason. So much fun to be had! And you get the inside dirt. And there must be alcohol. When I was working I got invites to political parties for people I reeeeeally didn't agree with. I always went. You…

I don’t care what anyone says, Lily Allen is a national treasure.