The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.
Aren’t there laws against transporting corpses across state lines?
It was young Messi tearing it up in Germany that summer a decade ago that first opened my eyes to what people meant when they called soccer the beautiful game. That World Cup, the next one, following my favorite player from Argentina in the summer to Barcelona in the fall—those were the events and performances that…
“an american team approaching full capacity” - they were missing 4-5 starters
Eight or ten years ago when I was middle aged instead of old I saw this dude flying down the field with the ball get completely wiped out. Instead of lying there as I expected he popped right up, regained control of the ball, and continued on his way. Lionel Messi is the reason I watch soccer. He still plays a…
In regards to the manufacture of almond milk, does the author know how many priests are required to coax the milk from the dark universe within a given almond? Are we considering that, maybe, there just aren’t enough acolytes or enough strange crystals to go around to fuel this lust? Also, what effect to the almond…
Only correct take on the subject.
Dude, fuck almond milk. It’s too thin and almonds are bullshit.
Iceland v England: Cod War IV!
Pictured: scenes from Draymond Green’s dramatic 2016 playoff run
This should become a thing. Irish sports fans rampaging cities and repairing cars, installing new windows, painting storefronts. All while falling down drunk and singing.
How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?
Hot Take incoming: Going off of the list of sports LeBron could excel at from yesterday’s Fun Bag I’m prepared to say that Lebron could have stopped that Messi free kick.
Bob Marley and Me
I like airplanes and miss Tyler.
Just gonna get a little cancer, Stan.
They used Flex Seal?