Good god, used car dealers are the worst.

Still not as ugly as the stacked headlight XJs.

I really didn’t know where Jaguar was ranked lately, so I checked 2017, you’re not wrong.

The close-up shots are amazing, but yeah, in the 1st pic, or any that show the whole car, it just looks like a shot from a menu in Gran Turismo.

Every big corporation does token scholarships.

“Officially”

And if the taste is at all similar to the smell when you smash an ant, gross. It’s a very strong, astringent-cleaner smell.

This is America, hatchback cars look cheap, CUVs don’t. If you’re in an industry where image matters, it makes a difference. This is a lot nicer looking than a Golf, perception isn’t everything but, show up at a conference or family reunion in one of these vs a compact hatchback car, and your perceived worth is about…

Good lord, this is the most fictional of all the fake Salty questions.

To help balance things out for us singles, I’ve stopped giving gifts at weddings.

You drive out of state once a month? Even if that is true, you are way outside the median there. I drive over 200 miles maybe twice a year, usually once, and I think I’m pretty typical.

I’m thinking your friend was a bit of a braggart. I do criminal defense, and the average DUI fine is about $500, yes, but your court costs will be about $2k on top of that (paid along with your fines), plus I don’t know of a probation program in the US that isn’t at least $40/month, usually more like $100-200. And…

Some look worse than others, and I can see where the urge to add an unnecessary apostrophe comes from.

It weird it varies so much. I just moved states, and at my old house, I’d say USPS was responsible for 50% of Amazon deliveries, usually in a van (not a typical LLV) that does nothing but packages & not the main mail route, the rest was FedEx/UPS.

This why I’ve never tipped a mail carrier, it’s lots of different people throughout the week even.

Do you split tips or is it winner take all that day? Part of the reason I’ve never tipped a mail carrier is that I don’t have “a” mailman like Mayberry, there’s at least half a dozen different people throughout the week.

“Wealthy” people are not buying cars with cash.

The few dollars for ad-free Hulu is worth it.

Home inspector here: we absolutely call Pelotons “the $2000 coat rack”.

I’m betting the split on seat heating/cooling is pretty much the Mason/Dixon line. I live in South Carolina, and here it’s cooled seats (or cloth) only.