I know, I managed to forget to grab it while it was easy :(

Also: DAT AVATAR DOE. Such smexxy.

I was trying to say that this was, in fact, a very just application of spam. Kind of like the guy that was posting that creepy bat boy gif all over the network last week. /no sarcasm

I made the mistake of actually replying to some of these morons. Must. Resist.

Since when did readers stop understanding that "Kotaku is a

I think you're wildly misinterpreting this post. This isn't saying "Okay, it's safe to ignore people who are flailing because that doesn't really count." It's saying "Hey, drowning might be more subtle than you think it is, so you should ALSO watch for this."

holy crap that is an epic eye-roll.

Yet another video game webcomic that would have been funnier with one less panel.

Sorry that you can't get over the fact that glitches can be exploited.

oh snap

Now all apple fans can live out their fantasy and simulate fucking an apple product.

I'm not at all an expert, or even close, but wouldn't jumping on the flags at the lowest point shave some time off also?

I've seen those go on ebay for as low as Slightly sub $100. Seriously, it's insane right now.

I just want to say, if you don't mind buying used (and you really shouldn't, many come with transferable warranties!), just buy a used AMD Graphics card. You'd be kind of insane not to right now, if you're in the market for graphics. A GTX 770 and a R9 280X are very comparable, with trading blows depending on the game.

And Chun-Li's power is, of course, those meaty thighs. Look at those things. How can an internal skeleton even function in there?

That's...exactly what inventing is, really...

Wooden beams, spoked wheels, fabric spools and foot pedals existed long before the cotton gin, so did Eli Whitney not actually invent the machine which propelled textile industries into the modern age? Just because he put other components together that he didn't conceive from the ground up, even though it was nothing…

I quit reading your post 6 words in. Try harder random interweb person.