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Is it true that our cells are gradually replaced over the course of seven years or so, and that there is biologically nothing connecting us with what we were when we were 7, or 14, or 21 etc...?

Approving wholeheartedly of this direction for both characters. Now get Warner Brothers to make their superhero movies with these versions instead of the Murderverse ones we've got instead.

Hopefully there’s lots of downslopes. And that you don’t go back the same way.

Sam: If you are indeed the narrator of this show, you need to know YOU HAVE A DIRTY, DIRTY MIND. Also, why do you tell so much, and then stop for 10 months keeping all of us waiting???

Adam West’s Batman never killed. Did people die? Yes, but always because of their own misdeeds tripping them up, or plain old bad luck. And he mourned the loss of life. And that always stuck with me, long after my adolescent fascination with the Grimdark led me to believe that West’s portrayal was childish,

Sometimes, one should think twice about passion projects. They cloud your vision with regards to direction, script, production, casting, promotion. There’s plenty of examples out there: Battlefield Earth, Speed Racer, Heaven’s Gate, John Carter, Hudson Hawk...

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So many of my first choices have already. So I’ll throw this in from 1995's Tank Girl. Ironically, I think the song and the opening credits are better than the rest of the movie, but then it’s been a long time since I’ve seen it:

I’m going for them being lazy and stupid, myself...

Seriously, Vanessa Helsing? Not Abbie Van Helsing? You couldn’t have thought it a little bit more than you had?

I had hoped it would be akin to that schlocky 70s movie Day of the Animals. Then the animals started performing elaborate operations. I kept expecting to see meerkats running Ponzi schemes and jellyfish downloading torrents.

Assuming a fourth movie is made.

My bugbear is when American filmmakers choose London as the coolest place in Britain, when it's obviously Manchester.

Except Jessica Jones isn’t a Christ metaphor. Imagine how the New Testament would have gone if Jesus snapped Judas’ neck.

Charming. I think I'd rather have a discussion on prostate checks with Tommy Wiseau.

Yeah, why not? It definitely makes you look twice to see if they’re barely covered or not. It’s not as if the photographer didn't realise the flesh coloured bathing suits would make it look like that.

This proves it: democracy would be great if people weren't involved.

“J.J. Abrams once said he didn’t like Star Trek because it was “too philosophical.””

For me, in the midst of an incredible episode, one minor character still managed to steal a scene:

Yes, this please :-D