Current GWU grad student here. I was so overwhelmed with classes this week that I totally missed it, and now I'm just hanging my head in shame :(

Current GWU grad student here. I was so overwhelmed with classes this week that I totally missed it, and now I'm just hanging my head in shame :(
Yeah, I'm a brand new GWU grad student and I'm kind of hanging my head in shame.
In a Texas summer, it is never okay to leave kids shut in the back of a car. Not for a haircut, not for five minutes. And definitely not outside of Houston where the humidity just dehydrates you faster. Nopenopenope.
I saw this with my best friend and we greet each other with "Bumper and Donald!" "Getting it." to this day.
Right? Jeb Hensarling somehow represents my parents' neighborhood north of downtown Dallas, and then stretches all the fuck the way to Gun Barrel City (yes, it's a real place). Pete Sessions represents North Dallas, but his wife refused to move so they just redrew the district to take in his house on White Rock.
Oh, I say that as a bitter alum who honestly loved the Greek community there and has seen the administration throttle it nearly out of existence. Plus the faculty adviser did her damnedest to see my house thrown shut down for the high crime of being awesome (okay, a little biased). There was the occasional bad egg,…
Woof, really? I didn't see any pushback (Class of 2009, oh god it's already been 5 years) but I may have been weirdly insulated from it. A lot of people didn't even know the program existed, which was unfortunate, but just ... what the hell, assholes, what do you have against a SUPPORT system, aaayyy people suck.
Right?? I thought the SAA program was pretty great (as an adviser, thankfully I never had to use it) (SAA = Sexual Assault Advisors. Students trained to be peer sounding boards for students who had been assaulted, who could help direct them to the proper resources—authorities, counseling, whatever they chose—or just…
Speaking of airport hell, does anyone know how to get from the Panama City Beach Airport (ECP) out to Rosemary Beach without shelling out mad monies on that freaking bait-and-switch Sunshine Shuttle?
My guess is episode 2? "The Lion and the Rose". Whatevs, whenever it is, it's going to be good. And my friends might forgive me for the Red Wedding. (Only book reader in a crowd of show watchers. They were Unhappy.)
(Not that that included Cameron Bure putting on a pair of pants or anything.)
I don't have a link that says it was reversed, but the Dallas Morning News covered the proposal as recently as Sunday, so I don't think it's dead.
I'm a Saint Patrick's Day baby, and a bit of a birthday brat. Two years ago, when the 17th was a Saturday and coincided with the parade (and Saint Patrick's Day is one of the few things Dallas does right), things rather expectedly went to hell. I decided it was a grand idea to stick a full bottle of Jack Daniels in my…
Bottomless brunch is technically against TABC regulations, some places just don't give a fuck—and for that I say, thank you, Dallas brunch spots. For your great risk, we reap incredible rewards. So much about this town blows monkey balls, but we brunch like Monday will never come.
I uh ... I made that argument to someone once. He was all "Well, you know they just call it the THEORY of evolution. It's a THEORY." Cue major side-eye. "Uh, hombre, it's also the theory of gravity. Do you wanna jump?"
"You can't take facts and force them to fit some kind of political agenda."
ENFP ... hot damn, break out the bubbly!
Keep going, Republicans. The schadenfreude will keep me warm aaaaaaall winter long.