The stupid sunglasses being tossed 100 yards by the headbutt really completes the schadenfreude here.

“Nah son, I got a fresh fruity booty.”

and then signed the best scorer in the galaxy.

It’s also perfect, because that character is intensely dumb, but using a phrase he thinks makes him sound smart.

Well, if I starve to death, I’m no longer living in poverty so technically...

Counterpoint to the fanboys: Tran was the best part of that movie.

Are you aware your compatriots at Deadspin were talking shit about wedge salad on their podcast just yesterday? Is this a shot across the bow, or fun coincidence?

I can’t seem to find it, so I may not have my facts straight, but I believe abortion became legal in France (or an anti-abortion bill was defeated) after a slew of French celebrities announced via newspaper that they had abortions. Google’s not saving me here, but there’s a name for the group of women... somebody help…

Penny Arcade has some great comics, historically, about the fucked-up implications of the Pokemon universe (despite them both being huge fans):

This kind of sticks in my craw, to be honest. We liberals are supposed to be the kind, accepting folks, but so much of the bashing of this administration has to do with looks. Sessions is an elf, Trump is fat, Bannon looks terrible.

Enjoy the loving kindness of the bowl

The test of this, to me, is the answer to this question: Can you explain to me what is disrespectful about the demonstrations? Linking arms, kneeling, putting a fist in the air... what is disrespectful about those actions?

Is this just fantasy?

It bears repeating every time this comes up: Bathroom bills do not keep boys out of the girls’ bathroom. In fact, they FORCE boys to use the girls’ bathroom.

Down here in GA, that Deportation Bus candidate for governor is big news every day. He’s now started claiming that MS-13 is attacking him at stops. When the police are asked for confirmation, they say - unequivocally - that the guy is lying and it never happened. He then calls the police liars.

Good story, bad headline. How can “everything go right” for a team that hit three posts and let in an insanely weak goal? This should’ve been a complete blowout.

*þhuck it

Goddammit, why do I get this reference?! It makes me so MAD

I was hesitant to come and say this, because 1 is too many and I’m sure many more go unreported, but really... 25 per year is less than 1 per city per year. They should be reported and prosecuted to the full extent of the law, but this doesn’t strike me as a massive, institutional problem for a company this size,…