Business owners: “We should run the government like a business!”

Riley McGee is a fake name you make up to mock someone, but I’m honestly not sure what you’d be mocking them about. Riling people up?

They’re both great, but Taraji’s lip smack is what makes it for me. Works better with sound, but the gif is pretty priceless regardless.

Whether it applies to gun research, drug research, or sex education: Anybody who believes that the solution is to know less, and to tell people less of the truth, is completely in the wrong every single time.

But she’s also speaking from her position of power. She’s saying she understands that, because she is famous, she has the power to crush him. She elects not to use that power. In the context of the quote she is speaking solely about herself (my interpretation is she’s using the casual version of “they,” not to…

*Googles*

But - and hear me out here - what if the gun had a gun?

The “Jim from The Office is now a beefcake” thing is very confusing to me. I love his and Emily Blunt’s love of Colbert’s “trying not to vomit” jokes, and their appearances on Late Show are hilarious because of them.

I’ll be on a cruise ship, so fuck it, bring it on. Better than dying at my desk.

Allllright. I knew about the two-game aggregate score thing (which I actually love) but did not know they were called “ties.” Consider this a blanket “thanks” to everyone who chimed in.

This is a genuine question, not me being a snarky jerk... What the fuck is a “tie-winning” goal?

The Paterno family called the movie “a fictionalized portrayal of the events surrounding Jerry Sandusky’s crimes,”

In the 2008 campaign, the entire Democratic field was asked who supported legalization of gay marriage. Exactly one person raised their hands. It was Kucinich. Not Hillary. Not Barack.

As employers, we set conditions for all of our employees. We don’t allow political meetings or statements or that sort of thing during working hours.

“I will get a hit. I will get a hit. I will get a hit.”

Yes, I was backing up and expanding upon your point.

He intentionally left the puck out there to bait the goalie into an attempted poke check, then disappeared the damn thing behind himself. Holy shit what a goal.

NOTE: This is a general thought; I’m aware this specific dig was a Mean Girls reference.

That’s on the venue. Some of the places around Atlanta literally start to put your shit outside if you are dilly-dallying.