Except! My C cups just won't squish into WKD bras. Disappointing, breasts, disappointing.

Oh and also I cried a little when the mouse deer at the Bronx Zoo was OBVIOUSLY not in its enclosure. I stood half an hour waiting patiently for it to appear, but no. Lies. Although I don't know if they have a Kancil like the one in the link or a larger species of chevrotain.

I never understood why people hunt them for food. They don't have any meat on them! Also they are super-shy and tiny. How do they even find them in the first place?

I leak from the armpits more than other people so I'm on the hardcore sports stuff. It doesn't really smell, but wet patches are just not acceptable so cancer for me too.

Oh god, if it's keeping your smart phone in your bra I'm finished.

Wait, what did you have against Penelope? I didn't mind it. Plus it has Peter Dinklage in it.

Can I mix them up? Like... Permanent Police Doula. Pagan Power Dysplasia. Personal Pulsar Detachment.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sage to me implies pork. Is it some sort of pork pie? With... sweet pasty? Bleurgh.

I went to uni with a blind girl. Her laptop had lions as a picture background. I awkwardly asked her about it, seeing as she obviously couldn't see it or know what lions looked like, and she said "I like lions, so I made it my wallpaper". Which I thought was a pretty damn good reason so I stopped asking stupid…

I would like to have a pint with you.

The tension between Hornblower and Archie was palpable. I can't believe they didn't get it on in that prison cell.

NO WAY. Jealous! I love him.

I do not understand. Why are we the only ones confused about this? It's not like they have The Hulk as their personal chef, the cage doesn't look that strong.

Yup! Our school rules explicitly stated hair had to be "a colour on God's palette" - which I think is ridic, as obviously God invented blue and purple and green.

SERIOUSLY. I have such a thing for him.

Well, Morrissey himself is a bit of a joke, so...

Gimlet made with fresh lime juice and some sugar syrup > rose lime cordial gimlet, in my opinion!

I've noticed that most restaurants or table-service-bars in London now add a 10-12% service charge on bills, regardless of group size. But not everyone pays it. I've lived here 3 years and whether to tip or not still confuses me!

It's pretty gouda.