“We are re-opening the Apocalypse to help the economy.”

It sure ain’t a ripoff of Jackson’s life.

I hated this finale so goddamn much. Like, no snark, I’m genuinely happy that Segel had a great, personally fulfilling experience making this show. But that realization didn’t have to come at the expense of the show itself. I was invested in these characters, especially the (almost never seen on TV) romance story…

The rating is a B, but this review reads like a C.

When the zombies come, all the open floor plan people will have no place to hide. Also, zombies can recharge by touching granite countertops. ITS A DECORATING FACT

Toe-pick.

My whole life I’ve wanted car companies to make their concept cars but they never do and I always wondered why. Well the comments show why, because people are full of crap. People say they want a futuristic car or something out of bladerunner. They say they want something unique but at the end of the day they buy a…

Or perhaps Kajagoogoo were just to shy

Official finds intergluteal cleft unpalatable

I wish my Mom thought a B+ was fantastic......

“Can confirm.”

Weight Witchers

That’s a very small piece of toilet paper for such a large piece of shit.

*Geeky reply*
“Ms Mead’s childhood memories of Halloween are almost painfully apt, but the least believable moment in the entire episode might be the suburban mom not immediately recognizing mini-Mead’s spot on Rosie from The Jetsons costume.”

Apparently The Jetsons had premiered only a month before Halloween 1962…

These violent carts bring violent delights.