Clearly the lesson here is god loves a working man, and don’t trust whitey.

I’d love you if you were the color of a baboon’s ass!

This only reinforces my conclusion that you don’t test a Russian woman unless you want your next thoughts to be wondering where you are when you wake up.

My mom refers to deadline work for magazines and websites as “bein’ a ho” and considering a part of my life that she doesn’t seem to understand, I just want to stomp and say NO, what you’re doing is called WORK and it’s the kind of work a lot of people my age would kill to get paid for, you know what bein’ a ho is?…

I know in the last ~5 years I’ve slowed the fuck down, mostly because I’m interested in pursuing a career, STDs (especially herpes since condoms don’t always protect against it), and I honestly don’t trust a lot of guys to do their part in preventing babymaking. Guys in the US just don’t carry condoms, if they do it’s…

Kind of, but I would say ‘southern’, because I see people from old south upper classes who still hold this view and joke about it. If it was just a redneck thing it would be monitored a fuckton more closely; I think that’s why child beauty pageants are, especially in the wake of Honey Boo Boo, but people are so…

It’s way more of a thing in the south and predominantly Christian fundamentalist communities, but Dads Against Daughters Dating. Google DADD rules or something like that and you’ll see exactly what I’m talking about. It tries to spin controlling, disciplinarian, neanderthal dads as something to actually aspire to or…

I see it on my facebook feed and cringe. It’s even worse coming from women who tag their husbands like, “look I found a t-shirt for you LOL”. Like....yeah cool bro, let your husband creepily sexualize your daughter by viewing her as a sexual object, nbd. I just can’t with women who are complicit in this kind of sexual…

gotcha. based on what I saw, it wasn’t his only time being sent away, but who the fuck knows or cares, whatever it was didn’t work. I get those damn Duggars mixed up so maybe it was another boy that got in trouble for something who was sent away multiple times.

Yeah, it’s strange, as an adult I have no idea why my kid brain just knew to go to his dad instead of her parents, and she knew what had just happened was wrong, too. Had we gone to her parents, it could have gotten really nasty between neighbors and been more traumatic for her.

I did some digging, there was one of the hardcore ones that was initially proposed, but dad found a more “Christian” alternative in Little Rock that was affiliated with the police dep’t. I mean, I doubt it was an easy place to be, but he was only there for a few months. The school initially proposed would have had him…

And at least in families like this, where you find one you will find more. I would put money on it, if it weren’t terrible to take out bets on “guess the molester”, that he’s just repeating either what he’s heard his brothers or friends say, or what he’s seen his dad do. Or all 3.

If both parties are into it, it’s their business. I would never in a million years be comfortable doing it, but if a kink is consensual and safe, it’s between the people taking part. I don’t think it’s a right vs wrong issue when it’s a fetish, because it’s attaching the faux morality to “right” and “wrong” ways to be…

I know right, this is such a serious subject but I get a chuckle out of that.

I mean, I’m sure his dad beat his ass for it, but that’s the problem with these traditional families. They just rely on violence or brainwashing (Josh was sent to a Christian detention camp for a few months), and neither works. You have to get to the root of the problem, which is that no man is entitled to do what he…

There was a boy like Josh on the street where I grew up, amidst a bunch of us younger girls. When he was 14 and my friend and I were 7 and 8, he molested her in this fort we’d made out of an old refrigerator box. Having gotten the “bad touch” talk many times at school, we went to his dad and told him. I’ll never…

Tyson Beckford to dance at your bachelorette party would be worth it. Very pricey, but who else could even top that? Not to mention if one of your dude’s wonderful friends hired strippers for his bachelor party, you’d just be like nah bro, we had TYSON BECKFORD.

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I get out of the grays pretty fast, to be fair. There have only been a few times where I just stayed there and kept getting stars, and it’s usually been when I criticized how an article was presented. I think you have to be kinda active on Groupthink, but I really don’t have time — jez is plenty. I can understand why…

I think because there are very real racial problems going on and trying to create a new one is something that Guilty White People do best.