“This Certified Pre-Owned Car, a description which means the car comes with a specific CPO warrant, is $X! Of course, if you want that warrany, you need to pay me.”

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I can think of a few physical ways to shut him up. Like sewing his lips to Steve Bannon’s asshole. 

Honest question, but did you ever consider buying a gun for home defense? I’m generally anti-gun, but holy shit, if a bunch of brownshirt Goons were skulking around my door, I’d buy a goddamn arsenal. 

Being able to interact naturally with the entire environment.

If you find 900 Koroks you literally just get shit.

This is such a funny misunderstanding I’m actually glad it’s staying up.

The human mind is really, really, really good at ignoring and compartmentalizing things it doesn’t like. It’s wild, really. 

“I mean, why else would he be riding the bus? He obviously makes a decent income, he has a nice house, dresses nicely, obvious white collar job...”

Yo dawg I heard you liked putting stuff behind your truck so we put a bike trailer on your trailer so you don’t have to scratch your truck bed.

We absolutely elected Donald Trump to be President, what are you talking about? That he lost the “popular vote?” The popular vote does not determine who is elected President. 

Oh sure, it starts this way. It ends with poisoned Kool-Aid!

Yes, the people in America control who the head of government is. We elected Donald Trump, then threw him out of office when we decided we didn’t like what he was doing.

The internet truly is serious business.

Yeah I don’t know of anyone who thinks that passing a law making something illegal means nobody will ever do it again. Murder is illegal, too. So is stealing. But “some people will break the law!” isn’t a particularly compelling reason not to have a law at all. 

Inherited monarchies are indefensible, period. Whatever is good about those countries doesn’t make inherited monarchies suddenly good, and they sure as shit aren’t responsible for anything good.

He didn’t have access to firearms legally; as a convicted felon he couldn’t legally buy a gun. So his wife gave him one. 

Sometimes people are just fucked in the head. No need for a supernatural explanation for that; its biology. There’s no society on earth than can fully account for the vagaries of the human mind. 

“McFadden, per police investigation, shot all of the victims in the head with a 9mm handgun given to him by his wife.”

Yes, and it is embarrassing for them.