I clicked on the "Ho Hey" video and a fooking Olive Garden commercial came on…BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!

Robo Chic…I'd buy that for a dollar.

Yes, that hair makes her (BEWBS!) torso look wide(er). Actually, she kinda looks like a normal woman in that pic…wish I could make it through more than 5 minutes of this show.

Here in Arkansas people with no White Guilt always say they are "Going to the Lake". Doesn't really matter which lake…we have several nice ones to choose from. So, this "Going to the Lake" involves cases and cases of light beer. Seriously, I have never been "Going to the Lake" and seen anyone bring non-light beer.…

Hey…better than Santana

That poster irritates. Needless flexing. Overly intricate tattoo. The Earth entirely too close to Jupiter. Leather Pants…in Space?

Only someone truly from MO is gonna understand that…

"City Dicks" "Dick Sex City" "City Dick Sex" "Dick and Sex City"

I'm sad you made fun of Haley Joel Ozmet's 'Boi Titties'.

Can I combine Football and Porn? Can I say…have a Lexi Belle video overlayed on the field.

You are an auteur and a fine soldier.

I work in a Children's Hospital (a REAL hospital, not the show)…I can only imagine around October 2015 I will see the first child named Hpnotiq Sparkle admitted to the NICU.

Great Movie…Nay-No Tay Sway, Nay-No.

Not sure if you could call them 'crime' novels, but Andrew Vachss's series of novels is great.

Good plan. You can be my NEW financial advisor.

She's the Anti-MPDG. I'm okay with that.

"10 Colors we Loved about Stanley Kubrick and Why You Should Too"

Is there anyone this man won't rape?

10 Reasons we LOVE Geriatrics and why you should too!

Penis is Franco