We don’t need no elevation
We don’t need no plane control
No dark sarcasms in the cockpit
Controllers leave them pilots alone
Hey! Controllers! Leave them pilots alone!
All in all it’s just another brick in the wall.
All in all you’ve just hit another brick wall.

What about cars of THIS caliber?:

Years ago, while out motorcycle riding, a “friend” pulled something similar to me. Riding side by side on our bikes at about 60 mph, he reaches over and hits the kill switch on my handlebar. This stopped the engine’s ignition resulting in turning the entire driveline into a mechanical brake and almost threw me over…

“if I was renting a car the rental agency would fix it”

Station Wagons. Minivans. SUVs. Large Crossovers.

Me too. Which explains why when I read “D.C. Is Providing 3 Metro Cars,” I pictured 3 Geo Metros.

Yeah, but those guys will get sick of Papa Johns pretty quick.

The best part is they got the cats to pay for it.

“But they’re also not people that would easily assimilate into the United States, into our modern society. They’re overwhelmingly rural people. In the places they come from, fourth-, fifth-, sixth-grade educations are kind of the norm.”

A little on the nose, isn’t it?

I was once asked to vouch for a fellow employee. I didn’t feel it should fall on me to decide if someone keeps their job or not. I told the boss “he actually reminds me of you”. When he was fired a few months later the boss was mad that I’d vouched for him. I pointed out that what I said wasn’t intended to be a…

If only they could figure out how to sell brown, manual wagons with AWD or RWD for <$2500 a piece, they’d make a fortune.

No more Fusion, Focus, Fiesta...the root of the problem is that Ford is simply running out of Fs to give.

TOM! STOP IT!

Someone REALLY likes Astons

Helicopters don’t kill people, people riding in helicopters kills people. It seems pretty clear to me that the only solution to this is to put helicopters in every square mile in the US so that if a helicopter starts to fail another helicopter can swoop in to save the day.

Wait, so people died, and the government is immediately halting that thing, and investigating further to prevent more deaths?

Cave Paintings and Chill

Well, of course there are going to be problems when Apple tries to use windows.

It’s not on fire.