Blood Brothers
List of songs to check out. Basically just listen to all of the albums but here are my favorites. I’m trying to limit them, but it’s difficult.
The Knick is not as smart as it thinks it is
Amidst all the praise it’s been getting recently, I decided to check out Cinemax’s The Knick. And for the most part I thoroughly enjoyed it. It’s beautiful, it’s got a great soundtrack, it’s got a great cast, it’s got character — and a ton of characters — and it’s slick.
Hannibal Season 3 Premiere: A story about nothing
I get that the show is all #foodporn and #art, but where the fuck has the story gone? This is the most vapid, confusing bunch of autofellatio I’ve ever seen. Everyone’s calling it slow-paced, but the episode to me is like someone trapped their fart in a jar and you spend 40 minutes trying to open it — unaware that it…
Fallout 4 theories/speculations?
Does anyone have any theories? From what the trailer basically tells us we know:
Superheroes or: How I Learned to Stop Complaining and Love a New Genre
“Comic book movies are so over. That bubble’s fit to burst sometime soon.” says Lauwrinse Loveseat-Langley, before gasping as Deadpool cleaves him in two with a letter opener.
Better names for Benedict Cumberbatch
Frumious Bandersnatch,
Bananaphone Thundersnatch,
Underwear Banditsnatch,
Funtime Splishandsplash,
Curious Partyhat,
Delicious Gingersnap,
Reallysick Havetocrap,
Beneficial Powernap,
Bozocant Readamap,
Bountiful Crumblybread,
Brigantine Mumblepants,
Bumblebee Flowerdance,
Buttcheek Fartypants,
Burgermeister Cracklesnap,
…
You will listen to Britpop and you will like it
This is just a sampling of the sheer beauty of Britpop. I can post a screencap of all the tracks if someone wishes to embrace the awesome power that is 90’s British music.
Europe is Confusing
Even though I’m from there.
Conspiracy Theory: Kim Kardashian and Gwen Stefani are trading places
Kanye and the illuminati are up to their dirty old tricks again, and this time it's a wife swap of epic proportions. Kim Kardashian: noted lady who has a game and is married to Kanye, is being swapped with Gwen Stefani: noted bindi-wearing alien who makes pop music.
Progression of The Avengers Franchise
Based on this super sciencey chart, Avengers 3 will be positively awful:
Gotham. Stop this madness. Stop it right now.
Christopher Nolan was smart enough not to introduce Robin, why are you guys ruining that!? Especially since he is over half Batman's age, and just terrible in every way possible.
Hey! You! Yes you!
Are you ever sick of talking? Do you enjoy someone butting in and — shut up I'm talking — not letting you get a word in edgewise?
Broquet is not Oquet
Broquet.co is a site you may or may not have heard of. It's for MEN, who do MENLY THINGS, while trimming their MANLY MOUSTACHE, and BBQING SOMETHING WITH THEIR BEARD. And I love the shit out of that site. It stocks some of the most interesting and rad giftbaskets I've ever seen. I've bought their hot sauce kit (YUM),…
Big Bad Basslines
As Meghan Trainor once sang: "I'm all about that bass." And although I've never heard that song, it sums me up pretty well. Yes there is so much more to music than just certain instruments. But goddamn, when I hear a slick bassline I pay attention.
Why Psychonauts is the best game ever
Because I said so.
Bully: The game you always wanted your high school experience to be
So I remembered I have Steam today when I saw the sales, a program I've barely used because I have a mac and a bad memory.
Oi hev the pewah!
That is all.
What the fuck is this
Live action Cinderella stills:
Weird Kid Names
I have a weird name, and I hated it for the longest time. But yet I feel the compulsion to name potential offspring even weirder — and probably stupider — names. For now, I settle for naming my hard-drives and electronics. In particular I like warrior names, or names relating to the Corvus family. One name is from…
Has Anyone Seen Interstellar?
I will fight you if you say Gravity was better.
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