I wish I could.

It doesn't make you a fool. It just confirms you are a good human person.

Siren Song of the Dong would make an awesome Greatest Hits album title for The Village People.

*pops Snow Boner*

Hmm…One officially released version has both Clarence and Max on it and the other is a steaming pile of trash. Tough call.

How does that feel, baby?

I wish it was a big churro.

To Spotify!

I feel like Jerry is missing a whole "Gas, Grass or Ass" angle here.

Not unlike Jeter's call up to the plate, we may have recorded Pardo saying just that for posterity.

I thought you liked it hot?

He won't drink his own urine but he'll drink Jerry's coffee?

My wife, who knows nothing of pop culture and has never owned a Star War actually knew that Ms. Grande was a dirty, lowdown doughnut licker.

What's the list?

I like them a lot. But they are a group. Or they are super. But a supergroup they are not.

Pretty Hate Machine, when unleashed upon the world in 1989 would like to disagree.

Maybe. But Graham Nash wasn't exactly lighting the world on fire. The Hollies were ok but he wasn't exactly crushing it as a solo artist. Roy Orbison, Bob Dylan and George Harrison! Then you add Tom Petty to the mix along with the production and songwriting of Jeff Lynne. I can't think of a current group that…

Same with Trent Reznor.

**stops sharpening pitchfork**

It was on every commercial for a while there.