December the 24th!

How about ice cream? I know you like that A LOT!

#JOSTED

I really should have hired this guy for Update.

Fred Armisen is in ANOTHER band?

Tron 3? What's next, a new "Star Wars" movie?

But Coach, we all know Young Frankenstein is the most faithful adaption.
Have you forgotten the Ovaltine the doctor is offered in the book?

Upvoated for Choach!

This movie needs more bear rape.

Here's what I learned:

I'm going to have to act to be interested in my mother in law's 60th birthday this weekend. Can I get some of that sweet Disney scratch?

Battlefront and A Charlie Brown Christmas.

Our snowfall from Monday is melting as I look out of my Omaha office window.

As someone in Nebraska I cannot stand the fact that we will likely be accepting a bowl bid. At 5-7!? This is like a participation medal.

With the paper or the sexy things?

McRib.

Ditto that, plus The Bangles, The Go - Go's and Til Tuesday.

I had the Vanilla Ice Rap from the Ninja Turtles fiasco.

I like my shows circumcised, so I will not be entering this contest.

If he was teaching dance or how to get stampeded during a runaway homecoming parade I'd sign up in a heartbeat!