Like two eggs hanging on a nail.

When I was a young kid (9 or so) my pal had a photo book about the Grateful Dead. On approx page 17 was a picture of most of the band and Janis, all topless, in bed in a hotel some place. It was one of the first times I saw non mom boobs. I've been addicted ever since. Thanks Janis, you helped me blossom into the…

I've been to a fundraiser for one of the charities he loves most, The Sunshine Kids. He was a real class act.

Too many failed milk challenges.

"Dude! You're getting a Del-aware themed folksy banjo tinged album!"

Unbunch those panties!

We're hiring…

I don't generally laugh. But when Olya told her pick up line during the Weekend Update I nearly chocked to death.

I watched The Goonies on VH1. 20 years ago that statement would have been ludicrous. Because of this, I fell in love with 1985 / 1986 version of Kerri Green all over again.

Totally.

Chris Sabo and Horace Grant would be safe, thank god!

Velma also wouldn't last too long since she is always losing her glasses. You could hold hands as your throats are chomped.

If my dear grandmother cut her hair off she'd look like Bowie in this short.

Cop and a half remade by Martin Scorsese. It would be gritty as hell!

I'd rather have Hep C.

Has anyone seen the preview for the new Seth Rogen comedy? The quote "she Home Aloned me" is used. Correctly. Because micro machines.

Hope it turns into Awesome Jiggling

The tears of babies.

Isn't it chunky-ish? It's been 30 years since I've had whole…

I'm glad Phil Collins' No Jacket Required is getting the treatment. Yes, I am old.