I guess Carter should have
turned the other cheek.

Comes back up hard though, at least that's what my friend told me.

I just found this in my record collection. I have no memory of purchasing it.

COOP!

That one Blind Faith album…

Where's the dislike button here in Disqus?

I remember getting this as a free single on iTunes. iTunes. Remember that?

This would be like killing off Daryl on TWD if I masturbated to him on Tumblr once a week. Please keep Carice around, I need new gifs!

The Spinners are one of my favorite 70's groups. With their hit "I'll Be Around" firmly entrenched as one of my Top 5 Songs Of All Time. So I guess I'm saying I'd let them in.

Never cared for Robert Smigel. Too smug for my liking.

Yup. We are old!

He'd like to disagree with you but, uh…he can't be reached for comment.

I had a similar reaction to those sand worms in Beetlejuice. Now when I watch it I only pee a little.

"Chewing gum in line, eh? I hope you brought enough for everybody."

I had never seen Spaceballs until last year. 35 year old me was not impressed. To me it was boring, unfunny and cheap. John Candy and Moranis were the only good things as you mention and I couldn't wait for it to be over. For the record, Young Frankenstein is my favorite film of all time.

I will enjoy a jerked beef stick in your honor tonight!

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Kanye album pun. I like it.

Sees Pennywise as number 1…

This thing looks like the sculptor ran out of time and new they had to deliver the piece which is why, I assume, the teeth are just spray painted Ranch Flavored Corn Nuts.