From the sounds of it, his motto might have been closer to “Skate and then Die”.

Seriously, stop spending time on Twitter. Then you don’t have to waste your time writing 10000 word articles like this.

Nevertheless, players are free to bat flip if they want to.

Brian McCann is just a dick. But he doesn’t make the rules.

There are no rules by MLB regarding bat flips.

Not that I’ve thought about it in a couple decades, but I am shocked there are still basketball leagues without a shot clock, or even a 5-second rule.

Wow, we have now progressed to the point that Deadspin is now advocating for laws requiring the White Sox to have a specific set of players on their rosters?

I use one of these to make my popcorn at home:

It’s all about integrity in snarkiness for you, huh?

OK smartypants, why are you here then?

Perriman ... was still able to use the little leverage he had.

I will leave it to others to decide if she is an attractive young woman or not, but seriously, who thinks THIS looks good?

Oh good, the “its happened before, why say anything about it now” brigade.

You’re in the wrong place if thats what you are looking for, hombre.

The Rays are gonna do what the Rays do... Snell was sold out by his union.

My god, as much as I hate my job, I am glad I don’t have to actually care about this nonsense.

“If you are an NFL fan who has spent any amount of time looking at Twitter over the last few days...”

I bet you’re fun to have discussions with!

Ocean front property... in Anaheim? Might want to check that.

This story assumes people have interest in baseball.