Rolling Stone!

This story involves a shit I actually witnessed, versus one I took.

About 20 years ago, at my now wife's parent's coastal vacation home. Ate some of the native lobster and got the worst runs in my life. The next morning, I am no better but need to catch a flight back home at approximately noon at an airport two and a half hours away. Halfway to airport I cannot take it anymore so go…

On Saturday, my seven-year-old found a spider on one of the strawberries she was eating. She handed me the strawberry, saying "there's a bug on it." I took the strawberry to the sink and washed it off. My daughter proceeded to berate me for two days straight about "killing an innocent little bug." I protested my…

A billion internet points to you my good man. Unfortunately due to inflation and currency exchange rates it only equates to a +1 on the little star in the bottom right of your post.

Bread.

My Favorite Beaver Song.

(To the tune of TMNT song) Super-Airborne-Battle-Beavers, Super-Airborne-Battle-Beavers...

Insert scraping sound. FF to 2:20

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The Revolution is a needy fucker isn't it?

There are few Americans more deserving of having an aircraft carrier named after them than Bush 41. Ronald Reagan was an actor. He had a very lucrative contract with Warner Bros and a very public marriage to arguably the most famous and influential female lead in Hollywood in that era. His "military service" was…

Fixed that for you.

Yet the eyes never stop piercing my soul. I swear he is just a vessel for some kind of ancient god and that god has been slowly working on its next vessel Tilda Swinton for a number of decades.

Actually, what works better is to just sign and date the work in the presence of a notary. They'll charge you $5 or so to authenticate it. That *will* hold up in most courts.

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Congratulations!

More sense than you thought possible.