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You didn't go to Faidley's?
Pussies. Go to Lexington Market and get a crabcake.

*Ozzy

Ghostface plus Funk
Is better. Check out the just-released "Ghostfunk".

Mr. Willis, we have your medication ready. No, no. I will not suck a camels dick.

No thanks
I'll wait for the gritty remake.

Easy ticket to Pilosi?

Get him a
cranberry juice.

semen = sea-going bellhops

Successful trolling. Trolly Trollerson.

Chris Tucker. First place.

I'll pass, thank you.

Code 69

This meme will self-destruct in 5….4….3….

Too soon man, too soon.

Nipplecocks!

Dunno, but its jaw protrudes enough and looks like it could cut granite.

The pajamas
I enjoy everything about the Grayson aesthetic, from the Shawshank to the plaid wallpaper. I need me some matching plaid PJ's for my son and I.

Who doesn't want to be attached to a "Studdering" John Melendez production?

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit