Have they never done a crossword puzzle? Urdu is an answer almost every week in the NYT.

“he’s been a dead man walking for weeks”

[Turns on SNES]

Run for President. Lose. Publish a book critical of the winning party. Collect some speaking fees or consulting fees. Two years later write a book outlying your vision for the future of America. Run for President again. Rinse and repeat.

Isn't this the plot for the new season of American Crime?

Wait, they still make Four Loko? I thought that stuff was banned like 5 years ago (maybe that was only in my state)

Trying searching for that again on Adam&Eve

The hero walks around refusing to enable anyone.

I find your lack of faith [in the internet] disturbing

Yes, clearly it shipped with absolutely no problems and played perfectly for everyone. Warner Bros. pulled it from Steam for shits and giggles, not performance issues.

I thought the PC version already came with “Freezing”

Well BB-8 is going the distance.

Yeah, but this wouldn't be on CBS, so it automatically has gravitas. Or something.

Yes. You can get it on iOS for iPhone and iPad. Presumably you can play apps on the newer versions of the Mac OS for desktops and laptops, but I haven't actually tried

Keenan is great as Cosby, but it bugged me that South Park already did that exact same skit with that song and Cosby putting something in a drink last Christmas.

One of the other io9 posts points out that stormtrooper was Daniel Craig’s hidden cameo

5/7

This is what happens now that we have a generation of athletes who didn't come of age with Varsity Blues.

The appropriate Constitutional test is intermediate scrutiny and it doesn’t pass that. It might not even pass rational basis, but that can be a crap shoot.