"He has a unique history of giving to the children of L.A."

So what's the cutoff? What's considered "big biz" vs. "small business"? One store? Two? A Dozen? Cross state lines?

what a bunch of assholes.

I don't. Sure, the big business can take the hit, but what about the repercussions for the people that work at store level? A loss of money is a loss of money and corporate is going to put a lot of pressure on store workers to ensure it doesn't happen again.

Basically what I'm saying is taking a 40 dollar pair of shorts from the local macy's is nothing compared to crimes like doing illegal drugs, murder, and rape.

He owns a franchise of a business. It's not an independent business.

Drinking a liter of booze in a single night doesnt make you more of a man and it doesnt make your dick bigger either. It just makes you a binge drinking alcoholic.

I didn't witness it but once, I walked under the scaffolding the homeless people in my neighborhood sleep under and it smelled so much like pee that I threw right the fuck up in the street. And that, kids, was the day I knew I would never be a Real New Yorker.

Was there ever a time in which listening to Lenny Kravitz's music was considered "cool"? He's basically the black Chad Kroeger.

The hell is with all these mullets? Where is this?!

Dude already got pranked hard by his barber...

Yeah a quick glance through the replies & the impression is quickly "NEVER SPEAK ILL OF SOMEONE'S SPECIAL DAY! IF YOU CAN'T AFFORD DON'T COME BUT UNDERSTAND IT MAKES YOU AN ASSHOLE".

I like how everyone is all, "THEN DON'T GO" as if they didn't read the part where she mentions that Andrew should decline some invites. I'm genuinely surprised at the anger people are harboring from this simple article.

It's terribly wrong that I laughed so hard at this. We should really leave this person's mother out of it, I imagine the poor woman's suffered enough already.

Hey no kidding? I actually WAS one of those kids who got kicked in the head by someone on a swing. Except I woke up well after the bell rang with absolutely no one around. I think I turned out okay.

Fucked up story: when I was in, like, 2nd or 3rd grade I was on the swings at school and decided to just swing higher and higher and higher. Well, on one of the swings backward, someone little brother decided to wander in front of me and stop. There was literally nothing I could do but yell on the way down, not a…

The point of insane couture is to present multiple features and designs in a compressed format, much like a concept car at an auto show. The concept car might have all these crazy new features, but maybe just the new drive train actually makes it into the production models.

I remember my mom telling me she was an insufferable know-it-all when she had my sister because she thought she was a perfect parents because my sis was so well-behaved. Then I came along and was a whirling dervish of destruction and mayhem and my mom realized she'd just lucked out with a calm first child hahaha love…

Nah, she's right. What you're missing is that TAMPONS is a new internet abbreviation, like LOL. This one stands for - The Absurdly Misinformed Palaver Of Non-credentialed Silverstones