"What in the everloving fuck of all the fucks."

She was making room for the baby.

I'm all for folks raising their children in the way they see fit (excluding neglect & the bad stuff, obvs.) But I have no shame in admitting I'm FULL-ON JUDGING the baby birding technique. What in the everloving fuck of all the fucks.

I read the phrase elimination communication and had a conscious uncoupling from my sanity.

It really burns my noodle when people who have benefited from good luck, good health care and/or won the genetic lottery take their good fortune as proof that they have somehow found the Holy Grail of parenting, and proselytize whatever kinky path they've taken as The Way.

Take this advice, which is fine advice, and get your resume thrown in the trash by some idiot HR person that thinks there is only one way to do resumes (which is not the way you did yours, of course).

Wow! That was so- zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

So, is this what this Sploid blog is? Hipster douchecunts linking 5 other people's thoughts in a 3 sentence paragraph, pointing out how recognizably successful people are hacks? Because the internet could really use more of that.

Sigh.

That's kind of a weird story. I mean, there's no allegation of an actual crime to investigate. And the whole "woke up in a hospital bed without knowing how she got there" bit is not very enlightening.

If the Braves were really trying to put that fire out, they would have just let Dan Uggla and B.J. Upton take some swings at it.

I love that white truck making a left turn. Just paused to let a red-light running cement truck that almost t-bones him pass and continued on his merry way.

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

What about the headlight fluid? My mechanic says I need to bring my car in once a month to make sure that stays full.

"gonorrhea is actually getting harder to fight"

I defy anybody to whack off to a six second video unless it's on an endless loop.

It's not like she thinks these people would be on her show. But that these are the people she would choose if she could choose anyone she wanted. In giving her answer I really doubt that she assumed that they were realistic choices.

They're actually pretty good, no lie.