@lite2: Pest problem? There's a trap for that...

@bookling: My first dance was Blur's 'To The End'. I didn't realise until I was having lunch with my ushers right before the wedding that it was about a couple splitting up.

Huh? Time Machine is built into OS X. How is that not 'free'?

@semiquaver: I'm guessing that even in Windows, that Mac Pro farts in the face of your rig, dude.

@Ramiro Ferrer Lavalle: See the amount of space he's 'allowed'? I'm guessing the poor sap's wife makes him use headphones.