No, they can’t read

Ummm...some of those delusional motherfuckers should really dig a little deeper into their ancestry/heritage. Pretty sure they aren’t nearly as “pure” as they seem to think they are.

Until your dog starts freaking out & frantically scratching at the shower doors, crying like Ron Burgandy in a glass case of emotion.

Not that I want to unleash this pathetic dickless troglodyte onto the rest of the world. I still have a sliver of hope something wonderfully horrible will happen to the whole lot of them.

Good riddance you piece of shit. I hope you get what you deserve. If god actually existed, (s)he would spit on you at the pearly gates, then kick your ass down to the depths of hell, you soulless cocksucker at large.

Fried bologna & fried egg on white bread was one my dad could manage. And always Miracle Whip & that Kraft Single!

Blaspheme.

I feel like Ms Tina & grandson only understand about 10% of it, pretty much like the rest of us. I shout out “Boomshakalaka” at the top of my lungs & just nod my head to the rest of it.

everybody should read more better

I think you’re getting it confused with Billy Madison.

I think pretty much anything is perfectly ok as long as it’s consentual, but that’s one of the weirder things I’ve heard. I’m so curious to know what she got out of that!

Same here, but I’m female. And it was aleays a big scary woman watching. And the test was the same time as my period every fucking month.

In my ~40 years of life, I’ve never once made decent, edible hash browns. I also have zero patience.

FUUUUUUUUCK...I thought that was character he was doing. Watched all the way to the end waiting for the punchline. Gross.

Dear Urban Outfitters & Free People:

Dear Urban Outfitters & Free People:

I didn’t feel like reading through all the replies so may have already been mentioned, but please don’t forget about the mesmerizing (like a car wreck) Adam Sandler/Drew Barrymore movie “Blended”! That was when I first really noticed little miss Bella’s extreme thirstiness.

I have a whole different set of issues w/”story completism”. There are many shows for which I’ve never watch the series finale. Too emotionally invested , abandonment issues, etc., etc. I couldn’t get out if bed for days after the E.R. finale. I think I’d be very happy w/a show that just goes in indefinitely!

This is weird, but I’ve never seen a single episode of Dr. Who. Thanks to OCD, I read every single article on my dashboard, whether I know anything about it or not

I’ve thought about it all day & I think what happened was that she went to smooth her dress (also to secretly check how bloated she was) & the cameras caught her at just the right moment. Or maybe she was just needing some press.

Excuse me, I need to go book my trip to Vegas!