But guess how long it takes to not shave all those areas.

If there is a heaven I think it is a safe bet that Sinatra is NOT there.

meh, big fur bikinis never went away for us lazy girls. Luckily my husband is a fan of bush (or he's atleast wise enough to act like he is).

My birthday is exactly a week before Christmas, and as such, is almost always the day that my office chooses to have their holiday party. This has happened several times over the years with various jobs, and it is generally uncomfortable and has occasionally gotten weird.

The most memorable, however, was several…

I'm not embarrassed. I'm horrified. And also educated about a medical condition called "micropenis".

Often imitated, never duplicated. . .

I lost my virginity to a German man during my year abroad. There was a rainstorm, I stumbled through in German to explain my thoughts, it was actually quite lovely. No regrets whatsoever.

While normally an argumentative patient does not warrant that person being committed, we don't know the details of how Ruby acted

There is a hilariously uncomfortable episode of Louie, where Louis CK's pregnant sister comes to visit and stays with him. She wakes up in the middle of the night with horrible stomach pain, convinced that something is horribly wrong with the baby and she is going into early labor. They rush her to the emergency room,…

"One dubious courtier mocked her outright, saying that the Queen's pregnancy would 'end in wind rather than anything else."

To be fair, that is some stupid looking shit.

I think that's totally valid. Again, I don't think anyone who was mistreated at any point in their life is under any sort of obligation to forgive or like the people that tormented them, even if those people have changed and are "nice" or "good people" now (I agree children are capable of knowing what it is to hurt or…

He says he's a different person, but he starts the note with a "you're not that hot I wasn't even asking you out" paragraph before saying all he can do is apologize, but not actually apologizing. This is after he asked out a woman he apparently remembered tormenting but decided to act like nothing had ever happened.

While I won't deliberately hate someone who was gleefully mean to me in grade school, middle school or high school, I will never pretend that youth means ignorance of right or wrong. I didn't like everyone I went to school with, but I also knew that it was wrong to intentionally inflict pain on others for my own…

He had the opportunity to not torment her every day for 3 yrs. He got stood up for dinner, she got tormented for 3 yrs. I know whose side I'm on.

Eh, it's kind of on you to correct a person's perception of you when you've behaved poorly. I vividly recall running into a guy who'd been a colossal ass when when knew each other in college ten years later. Not a bully, but prone to rudeness and full of himself. He came up to me at a bar and told me he felt…

The guys who bullied me for being practically untouchable (in the bad way) in middle and high school now fall over themselves to try and take me out. Sometimes karma isn't a bitch, but I gotta say, it is fun to smile incredulously at them, and laugh in their dumb faces.

Truth. I tore the curtain rod out of my ceiling when using my lelo, and I didn't tear it down with my hands.

Yeah, definitely respond to someone on Grindr with something about "come" and "face" and assume that will get them to leave you alone

"The United States of America is awesome," she said. "We are awesome. But we've had this discussion. We've closed the book on it, and we've stopped doing it. And the reason they want to have this discussion is not to show how awesome we are. This administration wants to have this discussion to show us how we're not…