I haaaate Jack Chick tracts. But only because I was raised fundamentalist and they gave out those stupid creepy ass tracts in school every Halloween. It wasn't fair! The public school kids got candy and we got to learn how Jews and the Pope were in league with Satan to eat Protestant babies!!! DDD-:

Vote for Miss Jackson. I immediately broke into Outkast song, which may or may not go over well in the bedroom, but i like it.

If you can pull off "jam that wang in my cooter" with chutzpah, you've got some serious, sexual gravitas.

Star for "Velouria"

I agree with all of this wholeheartedly.

I love interdimensional foyer. It reminds me of House of Leaves.

It always struck me as a word a really repressed grandmother would use. On par with dirty pillows.

Yes a common side effect of proximity to men saying dumb stuff.

Not my story personally, buy my mom's and her brothers'. When they were all teenagers two of her older brothers had a couple friends over for the night and they all asked my mom to join them playing with a ouija board one of the guys had brought. After a couple minutes they started getting responses from something…

You can get around it, and you are likely better off.

More things to call a vagina/vulva and associated erogenous zone:

Nothing ruins a romantic moment quite like the word "vagina."

Am I weird that I don't mind/like just saying vagina during sex? I can't say I like it when pussy/cunt are used, not to mention all those others. I don't feel like 'vagina' isn't sexy. In fact, if I'm going to be discussing more clinical things with my husband/whoever (pretty much anyone but drs, who I try to use…

I always thought "organ" was the silliest name for a penis. It's not like I'm trying to slip a piano in.

Nothing sexier than bajingo.

"Falcon Nest this is Deep Diver 1, requesting permission to execute Operation Freedom Hole."

I don't care what you say, Jack Chick showed me the truth.

Can everyone please tell their scariest / creepiest Ouija board stories!? I don't have any good ones but it seems like there's always someone in any given group of people who has been forever scarred by some experience... and I like to hear them and be scarred by proxy!!

Anna, could I pretty please come out of the greys? I've been long time Jezzie and my father calls me a "pinko" at every family occasion, so perhaps that qualifies me? Plus, he told me once that Ouija boards "invite the devil into this home." He has many guns. I don't know if that helps my case at all.