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Sure, but I guess it's more that he's disgusting and enjoys being disgusting and doesn't hide the fact that he's disgusting. He doesn't get a pat on the back for it, but in a way it is good PR because you're never going to hear a story about him being a gross womanizer and think anything other than, "Well, that's Leo!"

1) I've never gotten hurt in an airplane

Shit just got real, yo.

How offensive. It's actually a Van Lesbian.

I am sick and tired of the way Jezebel consistently and repeatedly gets basic facts of the matter wrong just in an effort to make the subjects of their writing, usually male, look worse than they actually do.

The sunburn part may be a bit off. Global climate back then wasn't what it is today. If it had been, the birth of civilization likely would have happened elsewhere. That used to be the most fertile part of the planet.

Yeah the more I think about it the more I realize I was just thrown by the article title. I don't think Moses would look black as we define it, I would assume he would look more like...IDK, the ancient Assyrians or the ancient Babylonians? People from thereabouts, generally. But then we also don't know what they look

Hmm. An actual Ethiopian Jew would probably be better than a non-Jewish Moses, I think. I don't know why Ridley Scott's first thought for a more authentic actor would be a "Mohammed". That's very clearly a different group. If we're just talking about coloring, you could do Gabriel Garcia Bernal. At least he's famous

Yeah, my issue is with the title compared to Bale's comment. He basically said it would be nice to have an Egyptian looking Ramses/middle eastern looking Moses. The title says black Moses and that doesn't make sense.

But then, Moses wasn't Egyptian. Clearly he passed for a while, but shouldn't he and the other Jews be Middle Eastern?

I mean, that header image is of a rear end, but nothing I'd describe as buns.

In my experience, I don't know of any Egyptians who refer to themselves as black.

I guess the anaconda didn't want none he must not have had buns, hon.

Based on the Bible, Moses was a Jew. If he was the Ethiopian kind, then wouldn't the Exodus have gone south instead of back to Israel. Granted, I am using logic to breakdown a fictional story, but there you go.

Yeah, I have a feeling casting a thousand Israelis and a thousand Egyptians as extras would not go too well at craft services.

Yeah, even when I was vegetarian, I hated PETA. Also, fun fact! The president of PETA (at least in... 2006-ish?) definitely used life-saving medications that were, duh, tested on animals. (I have a friend that used to work for the department at UCLA that gave/denied permission to the phd students to use test animals.

Please donate to my non-profit, People For the Unethical Treatment of PETA.

I wouldn't be surprised if there IS a growing backlash, even with the most headupass Born Again Christian has GOTTA be getting sick of the Christmas creep.

I'd be in the "not coming home for Christmas" camp if my sister got married December 15.

"Dude, I just saw all of you last week."

Me, too. I have my kids convinced that Xmas happens on the 28th of of December, don't even start my Xmas shopping until the 26th.