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Yes!

Is the header a Francesca Woodman photograph? It looks like one.

At the border right now.

No! They’ve discovered our weakness!

Not shenanigans- it took me forever to get it to load.

Not only do we have real bacon up in Canada, we have multiple types.

That outfit though.

Does this guy deliver them to your house?

“a diamond bracelet for $128.98”

but are they the cool 2 tone ones that you can draw on with your finger? cuz i’ll pardon that.

yep

Only if they’re clothed and speaking. Nekkid ladies who don’t speak are fine.

“I’m sick and tired of [the majority of the population]...”

“I’m sick and tired of people like you...”

Oh Megyn Kelly, how I simultaneously despise and cheer for you

Look, I love Canada. They’re awesome. That being said, it’s not like they don’t have electoral issues from time to time.

Weirdly, no one ever divorces for irreconcilable similarities.