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WOOPS thanks for clarifying!

Wait, isn’t Nymeria Arya’s direwolf? Now I’m worried I’ve had these names wrong the whole time?

“Join us for more information on all phases of a lobster’s life.”

Bless.

I completely forgot about Gordon Korman and the Macdonald Hall series. The War With Mr. Wizzle will always have an incredibly special place in my heart, so much so that after reading this I bought it used on Amazon (with the original title, before they ridiculously changed it to The Wizzle Wars ?!).

That’s what I did at my wedding! The photos came out gorgeous and my ladies looked sharp as fuck. They’ve re-worn the dresses several times which feel so good.

I'm Canadian but want to support all you American ladies fighting for the right to make your own decisions. Can Canadians sign Th petitions? I send money to PP but wanna sign shit if I can.

^ this. *slow clap*

I found out today I know the guy who is the high school mascot eagle thing in this.He is only ever exclusively mascots. Must see his work.

“Never, who gets that thing is a very stupid person.”

I love what Justin is as the object of female objectification over his career right now. I mean, he’s smart and qualified, sure, but all anyone can talk about is how pretty he is. One small victory in the “how does it feel?” game.

Shit, that tie. Mmm.

Best voter turnout in a Canadian Federal Election since 1993!

Nova Scotia IS lovely as a backup.

We have 5 days. Anyone but Harper. I’ll do an atheist prayer for you and your riding: shots of Canadian Club in a Blue Jays hat. Please follow suit.

I dunno... “I won a contest once and spent the night in the catacombs of Paris with a private dinner and Drake showed up just for us!” Is the most outrageous story anyone will ever be able to tell.

We have identical hotel amenities requirements. I hope you also ask if there is a robe.

Right?!

I haven’t been there since 2008, BUT I remember them saying “go pee beforehand otherwise you’re fucked for the next 45 mins to an hour.” So... What happens to my 3am pee break?

Canadian too, eh?

My wedding was in August, and because I can’t have nail polish/anything fun on my hands at work, I got acrylics and looooved them. But back to reality and no acrylic nails.

It’s been 5 weeks and my nails are still a fucking disaster from them. :(.