If I had to take that test right now (barring any of the conditions you listed), I’d be pretty embarrassed just to know I was being questioned on it. I certainly wouldn’t brag about passing it.

what about all that ketchup on his steak?

damn.

while I’m not against Manning running for a political office, I do wish she would have picked a location where she was running against a Republican, or at least a questionable Democrat. I’m not terribly familiar with Cardin, but I get the impression he’s doing a decent job, and that there are better targets for…

You aren’t paying for undocumented folk in CA, undocumented folk in CA are subsidizing your produce with their sweat and blood.

currently, I’m not aware of anything, but I do know some places are developing instruments for this:

this asshole has so many tells, it’s not wonder how he bankrupted a fuckin casino

we currently have a pretty severe hipster infection, and it’s got some unpleasant side effects...

If it has a hole, some where, some time, some guy tried to put his dick in it.

yeah, I caught that too...

cellphones and wifi won’t give you cancer - only the ionizing radiation (UV, X-rays, etc.) does that, and that’s on the other end of the spectrum from visible light, so radio waves are pretty safe.

my routine on days off is pretty much to stay in bed and be as unconscious as much as possible, so I think I can manage to pull that off when I get sick.

gotta love those always-on dorm room radiators...

https://xkcd.com/627/

yeah... rule 1 and 2 seem to directly conflict - it doesn’t take anywhere near 50 minutes to swim 50 yards, even fully clothed. swimming 50 yards wouldn’t take more then 2 or 3 minutes, and that’s not long enough for hypothermia to kill someone unless you are dealing with subzero ocean water.

that doesn’t seem right to me, and from a brief googling (there are lots of 50/50/50 variations), I think the more accurate one is 50% chance of survival for 50 minutes in 50 degree water.

That doesn’t seem right to me, I’ve been in near-freezing water and swam close to that, and while it was pretty uncomfortable, it wasn’t that close to killing me. It really doesn’t take very long to swim 50 yards, certainly not enough to be fatal for a reasonably healthy person.

came here for this, was not disappointed

I’m in the San Francisco Bay Area, and I see it fairly often.

that’s why I use chopsticks to eat cheetos (and pretty much any other snack food in a bag)