Hell, as soon as they build one that can make a hoagie AND cheesesteak better than Salt & Pepper...

Hell, as soon as they build one that can make a hoagie AND cheesesteak better than Salt & Pepper...
I’m surprised Wawa hasn’t made a bigger presence within Philly. Solves your problem. Especially in the NE. My town of 5500 has two ffs.
They directly call it out when Ellie goes to reboot the power.
So... she’s a STEMinist?
I went into paleobotany because of Laura Dern’s character in Jurassic Park.
Since its February release, Jordan Peele’s social thriller Get Out has stuck in our minds in many ways. It’s…

Haha! Obligatory.
Every time I read a troll comment like you, I’m reminded of a bit of Neal Stephenson’s Snow Crash.
Okay, Kinja users, who keeps on bringing the troll burner accounts out of the grey’s?
Yep, he IS the POTUS, and he’s doing an absolute shit job at it
Despite this being 2017, it took me a minute to realize you meant the Secret Service and weren’t referring to the Nazi military group.
”What are your thoughts on the inauguration, Squall?”
I was going to respond blindly but rather than guess, I actually called my dad in Florida to see how he feels. See, his heart blew up a couple few years back and now all the medicine he is on fucks with his equilibrium to the point where he had to sell his bike since he would just suddenly feel like horizontal had…
To paraphrase Vader: Don’t get too proud of this technological wonder you’ve constructed. The ability to bring back dead actors is insignificant next to the power of the uncanny valley.

First off, why did you link to that lame-ass low-res copy of The Whistle Song video?