...okay? Still not sure what connection you’re trying to make between two entirely different countries, a Bill Gates conference, and a morning tv show’s make-up tutorial.

What does an anecdote about Saudi Arabia have to do with a post about Morocco?

Winston’s meow fails were golden!

In her defense, growing up in Los Angeles and knowing a few people who have achieved varying levels of fame, no matter how much they want that fame, they never truly believe how alone they’re going to be once they get it because suddenly they’re surrounded by sycophants and opportunists and people more interested in…

I do not understand this article. Why are you insinuating that she has only now learnt the downfalls of fame? She’s been doing interviews for years about how she sometimes hates the fame. Five years ago she used to go out in floor length dresses, tuck all her hair into a large hat and wear large shades because she…

I have a cat named Lady Gaga. She has to wear pajamas because of her over grooming. You can feel bad for her. And also think she is adorable.

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.

When people say they decided to give away a pet because they’re having a baby and the pet will now be too much work I always want to respond, “Right, that’s exactly why I gave away my toddler when we found out we were pregnant again”

For like 3 days and then he tried to deny doing it even though it was caught on camera. Wrote me a heartfelt note apologizing, but then daddykins tried to bully the principal into striking the suspension from his record. I busted out the “for your eyes only” letter he’d given me. Full confession. Suspension. Then,…

The alt-right are triggered young white males. They need a safe space to sort through their feelings. Also the alt-right are neo-nazis.

The New York Times is smug as fuck and not in a fun or cute way.

hes a fascist setting up a regime full of dangerous people. so yeah you are definitely missing a lot.

It’s one of the ceaseless Bros of Jezebel. His entire purpose in being here is to tell us about his boner.

I am to understand that you are comparing a clearly mentally unwell Shelley Duvall unfavorably to Helen Mirren, defender of the racist Oscars, who said date rape really just needs “to be negotiated and worked out,” because Shelly doesn’t look as good as Helen in a bikini? Care to explain yourself or can I just assume…

My preferred memory of her: as a 20-year-old discovered local (Houston) talent by Robert Altman, with a pre-Harold and Maude Bud Cort, in Brewster McCloud.

But what do I know? I’m just a stupid privileged white man.

So let’s say that Trump wants to spend as much time as possible in NYC.

EXACTLY. THE FUCKING PRESIDENT LIVES IN THE WHITE HOUSE.

Lemme do it for you, then: