Plot-holes.

First, Triscuits are garbage. It’s like someone went, “How can we take these unsold wicker baskets and make money off them?” and they turned them into trash crackers. The worst part is that Triscuits constantly try to market them like a party cracker. “Just take a Triscuit, cover it with melted cheese, bacon, avocado,…

‘Yo, man, there’s a better way to approach somebody.’”

Officer: Nice work, but you’re lucky to be alive right now.

I’d like to give you a star tomorrow. Will you be home between the hours of 9am to 4pm to accept? If not, I won’t be available until next month.

This might be enough to cause the Chargers to bolt.

I really wish Sonos wasn’t trying so hard to force people into their speakers. If they would make a new compact version of the Connect that priced out closer to something like a Chromecast Audio (hell, even if they had it up at 3-4x the price it would feel like a great deal compared to the $350 they want for it now))…

I really wish Sonos wasn’t trying so hard to force people into their speakers. If they would make a new compact…

+ once removed

Committing long term to a Cousin sounds more West Virginia and less D.C.

OK, sorry, no one was wondering that.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

This man is 42 and has now ended 196 years worth of World Series droughts. God damn...

The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.

Oh man, you might be half right.

His story on why he’s walking away.

I love Bats, but his argument here lacked merritt.

Bautista said it wasn’t that bad of an Indian burn. Definitely beats a titty-twister.

Too bad NBCSN has 50 LA vs Boston games on the schedule for American viewers instead of actually highlighting the exciting young players who might help grow their audience.

Loser country worried about itself can’t just be happy for me and this tremendous opportunity I have. Really nasty country. Sad.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage