Io9's atmosphere collapsed when it was rolled into Gizmodo...

At the Copa...Copacabana.

So, the world’s greatest love / friendship story is a threesome???

My stars, that is. Marvelous.

Still a better love story than twilight. amirite???

Right, cause rape is an appropriate consequence of criminal activity that we should be supporting.

Yeah, he totally deserves to get raped in prison because he helped people pirate some movies...

The firings will continue until morale improves.

Wes Welker then went home and gave a similar interview to his desk lamp.

Welker appeared on Boston radio show Toucher and Rich

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

Can both armies meet at The Neck where Walder Frey is first killed and raised by White Walkers before being burned to death in dragon fire (with Jon riding the dragon doing the burning)?

I once bought a TV from a Best Boy.

Hardcore UFC fans will sleep a lot easier tonight as soon as someone reads this to them.

Dear IOC,

If you think Dan is pissed, imagine how angry his viewer must be.

THE ROCK APP: Please login with your username.

I still keep getting a Doc Manhattan vibe from his look in the movie. That is a good thing.

“Report: A Body Has Been Found at Apple Headquarters”

Ah yes, the St. Louis Blues bandwagon, where fair-weather fans hitch their hopes and dreams every April, and then un-hitch those hopes and dreams later in April.

It’s not, it’s the hardcover artbook that came with the collector’s edition of Age of Empires III.