Check his pockets for stolen shades and rhinoplasty bills. That’s how you know you’ve spotted the North American Jax in the wild.

My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…

California is fucking enormous and various. You could absolutely find a studio for that in parts of LA County or the Central Valley. Probably up by Humboldt area too. No, you’re not going to find that deal in the bay or in any major city center here, but CA does not have a monopoly on the US housing crisis.

How dirty is too dirty? If Mads Mikkelsen smells like a fjord and a dumpster, it’s still not a deal breaker for me.

Always know where your towel is.

“My cock rages on, my cock rages on!”

Oh... God.... yes.

As a white person, my main culture is working my ass off, feeding my family and sitting around watching Real Housewives until my husband begs for sex.

Mayonnaise on everything and subjugating brown people.

Princess Leia and Ripley were my brunette heroines in a vast sea of vapid 80's blondes. Anyone who can’t understand what they meant for girls of a certain generation can go jump in a lake.

Now if you excuse me, I’m going to go light candles for the continued health and safety of Sigourney Weaver and Betty White.

She was chastised for having “back fat” during her wedding.

My sister thinks she’s had a lot of work done on her face. I think it’s mainly weight loss and those stupid blue contact lenses that give her a very alienesque quality.

After Stassi and Katie stole her food.

Yep some democrats are assholes too so that means Trump’s spawn are swell, you sure showed me!

Cho has made herself one of the main voices of this debate and was publicly criticizing the movie and Swinton. If someone does that, they can’t then claim that if someone wants to talk about it with them that they are being turned to as the only Asian in the room. She has set herself up as an expert on this issue for…

Whatever Cho’s intentions, this ended up making her look like an ass rather than sparking a fruitful conversation.

Greetings from the Bay Area! My gf is a teacher, so I’ll pass along the tip,,,

Not only is cheese delicious, but keeping it in your diet makes it a lot easier for you to dine out, too. Your options aren’t as limited.

“They say I’m gonna die,’ he told me. ‘How can I tell when I get to where I’m going?’. This sooooooo sounds like dialog from a 30's or 40's movie where the kid is named Timmy or Davey and he’s wearing a Yankees cap that’s turned to the side and the Santa is Gary Cooper and he’s Yankee.*

Yeah, I don’t know why Madonna has to go chasing the cheerleader look when Tina Turner is doing sexy and 77 just fine.