Not sure if you hit it out of the park with your followup, or if you completely missed the original joke....

I predict he’s going to have a .316 batting average.

Remember: SkipBayliss woke up at 2AM today and has been hard at work ever since, formulating his take again and again, over and over, (OH GOD Yes! This take is so hard!) and just sprayed his take-juice all over a picture of Nick Markakis with Tebow’s face photoshopped in.

SAHD. Sad!

Why do we care about something that people didn’t do? It’s a naan-event.

Mountain claiming

It's a good thing they've been banned from the place they didn't go to. Otherwise they might have not gone there again.

It’s the Blaine of Bangalore.

Out of Thin Air

Nepalese authorities putting a crampon their style.

Him-a-lyin

This is really disheartening for those of us who have made the climb

I’ve dealt with these two before & am willing to be interviewed. But my Wi-Fi connection is quite poor down here in the Mariana Trench. Please be patient & await my return.

Neverest

K2 good to be true

I like his style, here is me winning a gold in Rio.

Katmandidn’t

Amatuers.

Nepalese tease.

I care, because I KNOW that Beyonce is actually 73 years old and this whole yacht jumping business is just further proof of the media cover up.